Being Large

meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

punkasslouis:

do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain

memeson420:

twerkingwhiteboy:

memeson420:

"u know that feel when no gf" no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

  1. ball throw
  2. ball catch
  3. ball run
  4. ball kick
  5. shoot ball
  6. dong touch
  7. memes

get fuckin wrecked

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

bigeisamazing:

Girl: I want you to dominate me

Me: Ok

image

leonardodicrapio:

Leonardo DiCaprio gets attacked by a penguin during a trip to the Arctic in 2006

straightchristianfurry:

“i’m working on composing some darker stuff for ukelele” something i actually overheard today

stupidfuckingquestions:

The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party